NCAA Pool Trash Talk Page

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Joe Wabick says

Hey there poolsters. Welcome to another year of Upset Pool action. There don't seem to be any real standout teams -- we should see lots of upsets this year (Go Creighton!). Wait a minute, this is supposed to be a trash talk page...hmmm... Hey you Yankee dogs...this is the year that a Canuck takes the overall pool championship! Eh!


Bill Preachuk says

Attention pathetic Canadian Losers. Once again, the American side will emerge victorious, for the fourth straight year. Who will win - Wee Willy Preachuk-Vitale. The smartest 4 year old in the planet. He knows Temple, and has been a big John Chaney fan for HALF OF HIS LIFE!!! Hmmm... How many "Frigid barren wasteland low-paying job please charge me more taxes" Canucks will get trounced by a four year old... And you Wabick - don't forget to label your pick for the Bill & Joe trophy - I only need one entry to trounce your sorry butt. The prize is coming back to the good ol' US of A.


Darin Metcalf says

I guess Mr. Preachuk has already forgotten where and from who he learned everything about anything. Although the US of A can teach you how to make a quick buck and how to fire a hand-gun, only a Canadian can teach you how to write your name in the snow... Death to Gonzaga!!!!!!


Darin Metcalf says

A personal message to a certain three named individual: I WILL TRASH YOUR SORRY TEAM THIS YEAR...YOU CAN'T STAND BEHIND YOUR MINORITY STATUS (not that there is anything WRONG with that) expecting the rest of us to take it easy on you!!!!! ....Newman


Wee Willy Preachuk-Vitale says

I had big poo-poo on the potty! I luve Thomas the Tank Engin. Go John Cheney. Daddy! Stop talking! Can i go to Chuck-e-Cheese now?


Deb Preachuk says

Okay, if I don't comment, I will NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT from annoying trash talking guy. That would be you Preachuk..maybe that preacious prize you're "so sure to win" will actually bypass your desk and find it's way onto my trophy mantle Mr. I Think I Am So Smart.


Rob Adams says

I have been on the road (Seattle) since January and have not followed a thing. The cool things is I am still going to kick Joe's butt


DBIZ says

To Whom It May Concern; Unfortunately I am unable to talk "trash" since I have no idea of the teams entered in the pool. Up to date standings...now what does that mean? Would a problem with my browser cause the "Standings" to be displayed as 1999? For $2.00 I expected much more, well at least some cool links to porno sites.


Joe Wabick says

If you are not seeing updated standings, there is clearly some sort of user error. I suggest selling your computer, leaving the IT industry and pursuing a career in something more in keeping with your abilities. I hear the exciting and dynamic field of mobile hot dog vending is always looking for a few good "men".


Jim Kickul says

Attention Canucks!!! Has any of you seen Bill Preachuk and Harold Green in the same place? Coincidence I think NOT!!!!! Please take Harold Back.....


DBIZ says

To Mr Wabick; You claim that 100% of the pool proceeds are returned to the winner(s). Here's an idea, why don't you take 20% of the proceeds and plow them back into infrastructure. That way you could design an e commerce site using something other then free downloaded software. Maybe then your "investors" will see real time updates! p.s. don't you work anymore


Badger Tom says

Hey you poolsters ... look for an upset tonight - Wisconsin over Arizona. Hello fellow Bizzer Beaters ! How are you doing - Badger Bizzer Beater is 0 for 8 so far !


DBIZ says

Unfortunately I'm not sure if the "Original" and still the "Best" upset team was entered. A techinal glitch in the software contributed to this non-entry. Please see previous post for additional information. p.s. DBIZ long on ORCL INTC should he be long on CPWR????


DBIZ says

Unfortunately I'm not sure if the "Original" and still the "Best" upset team was entered. A techinal glitch in the software contributed to this non-entry. Please see previous post for additional information. p.s. DBIZ long on ORCL INTC should he be long on CPWR????


DBIZ says

Who tested this system????????


Joe Wabick says

I followed the GWL Methodology for this project. According to my last status report, the project was on time, on budget. Therefore it was a success. User problems are incidental. BTW, should't someone with a new job be more concerned with that new job, than with basketball pools and stock prices? Or have you left that company in disgrace too?


Badger Tom says

Hey Bizzer, wait a few months for CPWR, not much happening. What out for ORCL, PE is in the statosphere. ECTL and CMTO are both good buys right now. Just saw the Florida result, looks like I have picked 9 straight winners and no losers so far ! Are thise stats updated yet or are the 1999 results still there. Probably a Y2K glitch with the software !


Anonymous says

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Badger Tom says

Couldn't help but notice that the DUCK has been very quiet. Did David get his entries in this year ?


Joe Wabick says

Slight problem with the technology. Until I get home to update the link, go to http://www1.minn.net/~preachuk/first.html to get the results. They are updated to the end of the first round.


David the Bizzer Beater says

Looks like my first objective has been reached - destruction of DBIZ in the loser selection pool - my guess is I've also cleaned up on Badger Tom as I doubt that he would have selected a HIGHER seed than my 12th-ranked Indiana St. chumps in HIS loser picks!! Yes Tom, I'm in the pool again and am intending to take it all once more...just to prove that it doesn't matter on which side of the border I play, it'll still be a 2-peat!!!


Joe Wabick says

Standings after the first half of the second round games are available at http://www1.minn.net/~preachuk/mid second.html


Joe Wabick says

Note that there is no space between mid and second in the URL in the previous comment.


Joe Wabick says

It pains me to say this, but I think it's time that we bow before Justin Metcalf...check out the standings after the second round at http://www1.minn.net/~preachuk/second.html


Badger Tom says

So the Duck is alive ! Yeah, I only had 2 #13 seeds in my Badger Bizzer Beater entry. Feels reeeaaaall good though beating out the Bizzer himself ! My pool objective has been met !


Badger Tom says

Looks like I need a couple of more ugly wins from those pesky Badger's. Should be clear sailing now that the number one seed Arizona is outta there !


Anonymous says

Is it just me or do the Canucks have just a bit too much to say......


Bill Preachuk says

Hey Anonymous - You're right. Attention Canucks - Don't you have any hockey games to play? Why don't you go eat some tourtieres and get double taxed or something... It amazes me that you guys can put food on the table what with all the time you waste posting up trash talk...


Darin Metcalf (on behalf of two year old Justin) says

You poor Yankees. Spanked by a two year old Canuck. Must be humbling.


Joe Wabick says

I've made a couple of updates to the site: You can now see the day by day standings by following the links from the main page. You can also see everyone else's picks on the Detailed Selections page (available off the main page). It would be a good idea to verify that the teams you picked (the teams you actually picked -- not the teams you wished you had picked) are the same as the teams we think you picked. And just to keep in the spirit of trash talking: Take that Yankees! After three years of victory it's time you taste the pain of defeat. It's about time we put you in your place -- we did invent the game after all. I'm going to go back to eating my poutine with some cutlery while I wear my touque.


Joe Wabick says

Joe's hot stock tip, based on his foray to the US: Famous Dave's of America (NASDAQ: DAVE). Currently moving in a narrow trading range, this fella could be ready to bust out to the upside. All I can say is, when your meal is served on the inside of a trash-can lid, you know you're in for some good eating. Don't let the PETA protesters discourage you.


DBIZ says

New York (DBIZfn)- Technology stocks stayed on a positive course in early trading Wednesday, fueled by the robust Internet sector, with market upstarts such as JOEW Sports Book.com leading the way. Despite going live with an inferior NCAA on-line pool, JOEW Sports Book.com (NASDAQ:JOEW) opened higher, up 1-1/2 to 7, after falling as low as 1/2 in after-hours trading. A lead analyst at DLJ has upped his rating on the stock from a Hold to a Accumulate. "I think Mr Wabick has some good ideas, I am very interested on his plans for the Masters. Hopefully he won't make the same mistakes twice." Abby Joseph Cohen (Goldman Sachs) has also upped her rating from a Buy to a Strong Buy. Ms Cohen states: "You have to have confidence in a guy who can bring BEN up and down up to 5 times a day" People Magazine states: "Mr Wabick is pound for pound the sexiest Web Developer / CEO in North America."


DMET says

Actually, DBIZ, I believe that quote said "Mr. Wabick is pound for pound the HEAVIEST Web Developer/CEO in America". And as far as the Masters goes, I'll take Mickelson...those lefties rule!!!!


Badger Tom says

Are we talking national championship - go Badgers ! Pretty wild down here in downtown Madison on State Street. Badger's arrive back in town at 12:00 midnight, just in time for the party at Camp Randall at 12:30 AM Nothing better than March Madness, huh !


Bill Preachuk says

So Wabick - I've got Michigan State, and you've got Tulsa. Since Michigan has 2 more wins left, let's do some math... Looks like Tulsa has to win -> 2 <- for you to lock up the Bill & Joe "Minnesota - we have it all" trophy. Are you afraid? Tell you what there Weasel-boy, I'll call to console you tomorrow after Tulsa GOES DOWN!!! Ha!


Bill Preachuk says

Joe, Joe Joe. Mr. Vitale. I feel your pain. It's just not fair, but sometimes bad things happen to good people. I'll give you a little leniency on when to send down the Trophy now that you've --- oh, lets just call it "Failed to be victorious." "LOSER" is such a nasty word, and it's not fair to pin such a label on you Joe. Oh well. Badger Tom, we Minnesotans do feel your pain as well. It's such a shame to get so far and then miserably stink up the joint like the Badgers did. The Gophers over here really do open up our hearts to you. Sigh.


Joe Wabick says

I'm not sure what's worse, a gracious winner, or someone who rubs your nose in it. You'll be singing a different tune if my Plan B works. I've been spreading rumours on the Internet that I personally gave all Florida and Michigan St players new cars. Of course they'll "deny" it and say they don't "know" "me" -- just what you'd expect from someone who is guilty. After both teams have their wins revoked I'll retain my firm hold on the trophy. Bwahahahaha!!


Badger Tom says

Bill, Bill, Bill ... Being an ex-Canuck and hockey fan you should know that defense wins Championships - take a look at the New Jersey Devils a couple of years back and some of the classic Montreal Canadian teams that perfected the "trap" style of suffocating defense. Looking back, the achilles heal struck down the Badgers once more ! The defensive job was a gem to be admired. Only down 2 points at the half, shutting down the extemely potent Michigan office in the last 7 minutes of the first half and then Wisconsin simply missing easy baskets that were set up with perfect screens. If they had won (Vershaw himself missed 16 gimme points), you'd be singing a different tune (something like On Wisconsin would be the lyrics) Hey, next year we have alot of returning seniors and a new a new guy 6-11 Dave Mader.


Bill Preachuk says

Even the rules justify my impressive landslide victory over Joe Vitale! I quote section 1.3.2 subsection 11.H - <<<If a team is disqualified AFTER THE TOURNAMENT (I consider the tourney over when the final game is complete), then the disqualified team’s results will STAND.>>> One day the disappointment will fade, and you'll be left with, well... probably more disappointment. But don't worry Joe, I'll still be your friend.


METCALF says

Let this be the final word........ NAH NAH NAH NAH... NAH NAH NAH NAH... HEY HEY HEY....GOODBYE!!!!


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